Football Tactics for Beginners-The Regista

The rapid rise of the 4-2-3-1 formation over the past decade has seen the importance of the regista or the deep lying playmaker skyrocket....
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The Man of Ten Thousand Voices

A young man graciously welcomes me into a room radiated with TV screens, computers, control panels, and flashing LEDs.  A small group of men...

Wind changes direction in North London- Arsenal star Jack Wilshere injured [Satire]

In an unfortunate incident , wind in North London suddenly changed it's direction because of which Jack Wilshere injured his right knee as he...

The erratic locomotive prediction machine agitates once more into action

English football descended into pandemonium this week as fans and pundits alike have been unashamedly changing their Premier League predictions after just two games. Not since...

Dr. Carneiro or: How I should learn not to stop the game and love the boss

Hundreds of journalists this week have condemned Jose Mourinho for his treatment of Eva Carneiro and Jon Fearn after they wrongly ran onto the...

Why England can win the FIFA World Cup 2018

England has made impressive progress after the first round exit at the World Cup in Brazil. Before the draw against Italy in Turin,England had...

8 things to look forward to in the next round of the World Cup [Satire]

Xavi to examine the grass length before the Chile gameIt's commonly known fact that if Barcelona/Spain ever lose a game then it's because of...

5 reasons why Manchester United will beat Bayern Munich

Even David Moyes thinks the headline is funnyRead on,at the end of the article,I am sure you will agree with us that,United are going...

5 Reasons why David Moyes has been good for Manchester United

Even Moyes seems shocked at our headlineNote-If you don't get satire please don't read moreManchester United are now universally popularManchester United were easily the most hated...

A Sad Day in Football: AC Milan 2:0 Barcelona

If you don't understand satire,please don't read this article.I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw the final score the next day morning. AC...

Why Ronaldo should win the Ballon d’Or over Messi

This year’s FIFA Ballon d’Or promises to be a tightly contested affair between Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Many people may feel that Andres...

Mr Wenger’s Epiphany

The following is courtesy of strange bOUnce,a site dedicated to fiction,satire and verse,all lightly brushed up with sport.Mr Wenger smiled.  “Not at all.  The...

Football Venn Diagrams-The Anfield Cat!

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The Premier League Team Of Assholes

This post first appeared on Toblerone JonesWe’ve all seen articles compiling “The Top Ten Players In The Premier League” or “The Best Ever Transfers...

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