Wind changes direction in North London- Arsenal star Jack Wilshere injured [Satire]


In an unfortunate incident , wind in North London suddenly changed it’s direction because of which Jack Wilshere injured his right knee as he walking back towards his house. Early reports suggest that Wilshere will at least be out for 6 months and he will miss the Euros but Arsene Wenger was adamant that his star will recover sooner.

Arsene Wenger said,” We do not know how long Wilshere will be out, but he is a strong young man and should be back soon”.

Wenger also blamed Global Warming for his star’s injury and added that if not for the weather, Arsenal would have been challenging for the title.

Asked whether Jack Wilshere has to replaced by Arsenal because of his poor injury record.

” Jack has a lot of potential,we all have seen what he did to Barcelona a few years back. We believe in him and i believe that he will repay our faith and anyway there is no value in the transfer market”

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